Don't press jump button, idiot!!
Don't Press The Button!
Congratulations! You've found the most ridiculously unfair game on the planet. It looks like a typical 3D runner: you run forward, you dodge obstacles, you try not to fall off the edge. Simple, right?
WRONG.
There are many ways to die. Hit a wall? You're dead. Fall into the abyss? You're dead. And that jump button you desperately need to avoid all that? THAT KILLS YOU TOO. Instantly. It's not a tool; it's a trap designed to mock your instincts.
So go ahead. Try to survive in a world engineered for you to fail. We'll be waiting at the finish line. Or, more likely, enjoying your immediate and hilarious demise.
Good luck. You'll DEFINITELY need it
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